meatproxy.my
est. 2026 · humans allegedly involved

Someone sent you something that is obviously AI.

Paste it in. Our Forensic Vibe Analysis Unit will determine which robot actually wrote it, estimate the heroic eleven seconds of effort your friend contributed, and issue them an official, extremely shareable page at meatproxy.my/their-name. Justice is served. Medium rare.

Drop a screenshot or text file here, paste one anywhere on the page, or click to choose. Screenshots get read on your device (we squint at the pixels); if that fails, vibes.

* Results are 100% scientifically vibes-based and 0% admissible in court. Screenshots are analyzed on your device and never uploaded anywhere, because we do not have a server, because this site cost $4.

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meat proxy

/ˈmiːt ˌprɒk.si/
noun · plural: meat proxies · see also: flesh intermediary, carbon-based forwarding agent
  1. 1. A human being who forwards machine-generated text under their own name, lending flesh-based credibility to words they did not write and, in many documented cases, did not read. "He signed the birthday card 'with all my heart' but the em dashes told us the truth: Kevin had become a meat proxy."
  2. 2. The biological component of a message-sending pipeline, responsible for pressing Ctrl+V and adding one (1) typo for authenticity. "The proposal was flawless except the part where it said 'I hope this finds you well' four times. Classic meat proxy artifact."
  3. 3. (aspirational) A professional human you can hire to physically exist on your behalf. Attends your meetings. Eats your sandwiches. Waves at your neighbors. Coming soon, allegedly.

About this site: meatproxy.my was, in a twist that surprises no one, made by a meat proxy. A human had the idea, typed roughly two paragraphs of instructions, and an AI did the rest while the human went to get a snack. We believe this makes us the leading authority on the subject. Expertise is just proximity plus shamelessness.

The analyzer runs entirely in your browser. Nothing you paste is stored, transmitted, or judged by anyone except you, us, and the concept of friendship itself.

If this site made you exhale audibly through your nose, the resident meat proxy accepts caffeine: buy the meat a coffee. More questionable projects live at randotechnerd.com and on YouTube.